CAPTAINS DAY!!!!! OOOO-AARRRRRGH...

ok, this christmas went down as the best ever... dubbed 'captains day' by the captain, where in folklore the captain kicks in the window to break in, opens all the presents under the tree, downs a bottle of rum, pisses on the tree, joes out for the kids to discover in the morning - genius!!! so my first drink was at 6:30am which was a bourbon - 'skull!' ... the rules for captains day is you have to skull yr vessel before opening each present... paro by about 9:30am - epic... the captain got his cock out about 11am, due to a wedgie that got the elastic over his head, undies ripped clean off haha... don't remember much after that, the brothers and i went back to pops about 12:30, unamused people there haha, ruined their happy families vibe... best thing is i made it to 1:30am, the last one standing... apologies to everyone i rubbed up the wrong way, but fuck it, i was just having fun!!!!